What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:47
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share office space ...
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
If Sharks Don't Have Lungs Then What Are Their Nostrils Doing? - IFLScience
No way
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
George, Charlotte ,and Louis Are the Royal Family’s Salvation - The Daily Beast
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Fiery Orange Gems From The Moon Reveal Secrets of Its Violent Past - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which sunscreen cream is best for oily skin?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The One Habit an Oncologist Recommends Everyone Add by Age 40 - Eat This Not That
Still no good
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is Joe Biden so vocal about supporting Ukraine's defense against Russia?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.